Thought provoking questions asked of the Grand Canyon Park Ranger
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Thought provoking questions asked of the Grand Canyon Park Ranger
- Did Evil Knevil jump over this on his bike? (think about it)
- On what side of the El Tovar are the geysers?
- How much does the free shuttle cost?
- Can I walk over the rim? (It's a long step over the other side)
- I landed my plane next to the Bright lodge 30 years ago, Can I still do that?
- Asked at West Rim bus stop: Where does the front of this shuttle go? - Then where does the back car go?
- Ranger, How long have you worked here at Yellowstone National Park?
- How often do people fall over the rim? (Answer: Only once.)
- Where are the faces of the presidents carved on the canyon?
- I lost 600 dollars in Los Angeles two days ago. Can you help me find it?
- What state is Grand Canyon in? (Arizona) then asked "Am I in Arizona?"
- Is there anywhere within 100 miles where its not cloudy or snowing?
- Standing on the rim a woman asked, "Is that really Canada over there?"
- I have been to Mather Point & Yavapai Point, should I just turn around and leave now?
- Looking at a Great Horned Owl a person asked, "Is that a bat or owl?"
- Do you know about the monkey tour down into the canyon?
- Is it possible that I'm just dense? (ya, its possible)
- How do I get to Avocado Pt.? (you mean Yavapai?) No, Avocado Pie!
- Does the shuttle bus take you to places you can't go?
- How many Indians are there in the whole United States?
- I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom, were can I find it?
- The bus I see outside, what do I do with it?
- Are there hook-up's for my R.V. at Phantom Ranch?
- A few years ago I took a train through the canyon, is it still down there?
- Where is the museum with the glass bottom you can see through?
- Where can I catch the shuttle to the suspension bridge?
- Does the shuttle bring you back? (no, 2.5 million people are waiting at Hermits's Rest.)
- Where are the square trees that we read about? (the what?)
- At 3 mile resthouse on Bright Angel trail: Do you sell post cards here?
- Were Thelma and Louise here?
- Where is the bridge that goes across this?
- At Bright Angel tailhead: How far down this trail is the first bus stop?
- On the Rim: Is this the Grand Canyon?
- Can I ride my bicycle across the canyon?
- Where is the trolley across the canyon?
- Where do I get on the boat trip from the North Rim?
- You can't invite people to the United States and then close the West Rim!
- An 8 year old child: Do you work here? (yes) Are you Smokey the Bear?
- Is this Bryce Canyon or Canyon De Chelly?
- Was it these soupy Indians who dug this.
- Yellowstone National Park is in Arizona, right?
- Are there Indians in the lodges?
- Where is the ghost town?
- Can I take a ship on the Colorado River?
- Where is the shuffle bus?
- Where is the elevator down into the canyon?
- What is the Grand Canyon?
- Where is the part they call the Grand Canyon?
- Do Jackalopes live in the park?
- Where is the shuttle buckets?
- Asked by a 7 year old boy: Ranger, are you Ranger Rick?
- Is Arizona on the correct time?
- What is the best place to jump into the canyon.
- Can I walk to the river and then drive up.
- Cloudy sunrise. "Is the sun up yet?"
- Does the river have water?
- How long is 15 minutes?
- Will the sun set tonight?
- Was the Brady Bunch really here? (yes, 28 years ago)
- Do you light up the canyon at night?
- Do you have any baboons here?
- I want to drive along the rim to Las Vegas. (sorry)
- When does the elevator leave to Indian Gardens?
- Is this Bryce canyon or the Grand Canyon?
- What state are we in?
- Is the London bridge at the Grand Canyon?
- Is there a waterfall on fire at Grand Canyon?
- Who made the Canyon?
- Where can I throw rocks off the rim?
- Where did they used to jump across the canyon?
- How do I get to the McDonalds at Phantom Ranch?
- How do the elk blow through their horns?
- Where can I buy food to feed the animals?
- Where is across the street?
- Is there a golf course here?, I herd about one.
- If it's noon here, what time is it in Sedona?
- Is there an ice cave on the west rim?
- Where am I?
- How do you get outside?
- Is it twice as far to hike out than it is to hike down?
- How do you tame your squirrels?
- Is the Canyon Rim in this building?
- Where can I see the number 7 in the Canyon?
- Where is the best place to see the Vernal Equinox?
- How many stupid questions do you get a day?
- Will the sun set today?
- What is a railroad?
- Are there any openings on a mule?
- Is the mule train air conditioned?
- Is there anything to see at Grand Canyon?
- Do the squirrels mate with the rabbits in the park?
- Where can I see Old Faithful?
- When you say "across the road", do you mean across the road?
- Is the Grand Canyon man made?
- Where in the park is Pearl Harbor?
- I saw a fox or bobcat, what is the difference?
- Are any of the campgrounds air conditioned?
- Where is the train into the canyon?
- I am looking for the Devils Tower?
- Did David Copperfield levitate over the Grand Canyon?
- How do you go down on a mule?
- Where is Half Dome?
- Where is the water fountain outside and to the left?
- How far is a mile and half?
- Can I see Grand Canyon in Flagstaff?
- Will there be Weather today?
- Does the sky lift in Flagstaff (80 miles away) go over the Canyon?
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